A Love Letter to Dick Van Dyke

Aw, gee, Mr. Van Dyke, I don't wanna bother you! Guess you got a lotta girls that tell you the same thing. And if you don't wanna read this, well, you don't have to. But I just had to tell you about the time I saw you on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". That was the first time I ever saw you, and I knew right then you were the nicest fella on tv! I guess it was 'cause you acted so, well so natural like - not like a real actor at all, but just like any fella you'd meet at school or at a party.

Then one time I saw you in a picture with Julie Andrews, and I had to laugh a little cause the way you danced with the penguins. And then one time I saw you as Caractacus Potts. You were making a flying car in a farm on a hill, and I was sitting there when you sang Hushabye Mountain, and you almost knocked me down! Oh - but it wasn't your fault! Naw, I was in total awe.