Jurassic Park is getting a re-release into theaters in 3D on April 5th, 2013. If the childhood nostalgia isn't enough to have me riding a t-rex into theaters, the ultimate comeback for smart and sexy should be.I'm talking about the one and only Ian Malcolm: a rockstar scientist of colossal proportions. What better way to celebrate this blumin' character with excessive personality than with a little tribute.
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Teaches while seduces:
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He's Saintlike
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He has a talent for spotting the obvious![]()
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Not taken, ladies:
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A butterfly flaps its wings, Malcolm takes his shirt off.
He (tries to) set fire to the rain
Takes his shirt off when he has a leg injury
Teaches while seduces:
He's Saintlike
He didn't argue:
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He has a talent for spotting the obvious
Gives greatest life lesson in four words:
Not taken, ladies:
A butterfly flaps its wings, Malcolm takes his shirt off.
Oh yeah and a tornado will touch down somewhere.
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