Jurassic Park is getting a re-release into theaters in 3D on April 5th, 2013. If the childhood nostalgia isn't enough to have me riding a t-rex into theaters, the ultimate comeback for smart and sexy should be.I'm talking about the one and only Ian Malcolm: a rockstar scientist of colossal proportions. What better way to celebrate this blumin' character with excessive personality than with a little tribute.
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Teaches while seduces:
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He's Saintlike
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He has a talent for spotting the obvious![]()
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Not taken, ladies:
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A butterfly flaps its wings, Malcolm takes his shirt off.
He (tries to) set fire to the rain
He learns from his previous mistakes
(the earth moves get the hella outta there)
Come on, we gotta get out of here! Now! Now! Right now! Let's go.
(the earth moves get the hella outta there)
Come on, we gotta get out of here! Now! Now! Right now! Let's go.
Takes his shirt off when he has a leg injury
Teaches while seduces:
He's Saintlike
He didn't argue:
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He has a talent for spotting the obvious
Gives greatest life lesson in four words:
Not taken, ladies:
A butterfly flaps its wings, Malcolm takes his shirt off.
Oh yeah and a tornado will touch down somewhere.
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