Dear Dick Van Dyke,
I am blogging this to you and I hope that you will read it so you'll know. My heart beats like a hammer and I stutter and I stammer every time I see you on TV Land.
I guess I'm just another fan of yours and I thought I'd blog and tell you so. You made me love you. I didn't wanna do it, I didn't wanna do it. You made me love you and all the time you knew it, I guess you always knew it.
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You made me happy, sometimes you made me glad. But there were times, sir, you made me feel so sad. You made me sigh 'cause I didn't wanna tell you, I didn't wanna tell you - I think you're grand, that's true. Yes I do, 'deed I do, you know I do.
I must tell you what I'm feeling. The very mention of your name sends my heart reeling.
You know you made me love you!
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Aw, gee, Mr. Van Dyke, I don't wanna bother you! Guess you got a lotta girls that tell you the same thing. And if you don't wanna read this, well, you don't have to. But I just had to tell you about the time I saw you on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". That was the first time I ever saw you, and I knew right then you were the nicest fella on tv! I guess it was 'cause you acted so, well so natural like - not like a real actor at all, but just like any fella you'd meet at school or at a party.
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Then one time I saw you in a picture with Julie Andrews, and I had to laugh a little cause the way you danced with the penguins. And then one time I saw you as Caractacus Potts. You were making a flying car in a farm on a hill, and I was sitting there when you sang Hushabye Mountain, and you almost knocked me down! Oh - but it wasn't your fault! Naw, I was in total awe.
But you made funny faces. Yeah! You fell down and made funny faces, and I cried all the night long me just 'cause you entertained me every time! Aw, I'll never forget it, Mr. Van Dyke. Honest engine, you're my favorite actor!
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I don't care what happens, let the whole world stop. As far as I'm concerned, you'll always be the top,'cause you know you made me love you!